Whoaaaaa. Kay it's been a while. But um, I forgot about this little guy. Lame, I know. Well these past days have been so incredibly pointless. I come on... why? Yeah, no logical answer. But seriously, I hate everyone here. You all are way too egotistical for your own good. Get a clue. You're on a computer. So last time I checked, that really makes you nothing special. Bulletin fights? Are we two again? 

Well anyway, I love Michelle crazy much. She's my best friend on here. Oh oh and real life too. >:] Although we still have yet to do our three way prank call. But hey, it'll happen. I can't even explain how much I love this girl. Not one fight, what now? And she can make me laugh. No. matter. what. Yayuh!

ewitsevelyn (2:33:43 AM): can you say plump?
FUNKAYEfresh (2:33:55 AM): MORE LIKE FUCKING FAT ASS.
(And we dislike fat people. xD)

FUNKAYEfresh (1:58:06 AM): he saved bikini bottom!
ewitsevelyn (1:58:14 AM): go spongebob.
FUNKAYEfresh (1:58:14 AM): or did he....
FUNKAYEfresh (1:58:32 AM): "the way you pulled that anchor out?"
FUNKAYEfresh (1:58:42 AM): ^sounds sexual.
ewitsevelyn (1:59:15 AM): i think the anchor was a little too big you know?
FUNKAYEfresh (1:59:34 AM): i know, i know..
ewitsevelyn (2:00:41 AM): i have the same problem.
ewitsevelyn (2:00:44 AM): ..... x_x
(And we love spongebob. :])

I'll add more. But I'm getting bored... and well that's basically it. Maybe I'll do another post today? 

kay, that's all. bye :]

Errr. Today was so fucking boring I can't even explain it. I would rather gouge my eyeballs out personally then relive this day again. So, when in doubt I watch Knocked Up to make me feel better. x] It always makes me happy.

Top Ten Reasons My Day Completely Blowed

10. I've got a pretty aweful headache.
9. I only have four days left of school, and that surprisingly makes me upset.
8. I was reading Eclipse for the second time to brush up before breaking dawn comes out, and I gave up on that.
7. My stomach hurts, in addition with number 10.
6. God knows when I'll get my dress and my camera fixed. How about we put it off until after the party, eh? -.-
5. My boobs hurt. In adittion to 7, and 10 now.
4. I didn't get to talk to my cousin today.
3. Michelle never left me a voicemail back after my heartfelt one that I left her. XD
2. I'm getting bothered by every little thing tonight.
1. I didn't get to talk to anyone I wanted to tonight. Not like they could give a shit whatsoever.

At least Knocked Up puts me in a descent mood when I'm ready to strangle someone. Violent streak. I apologize. 

"I just wanna get shitfaced tonight, I'll just jerk it later."
x]

 So. Apparently me, Emily, and Danielle are currently being stalked. Somebody imed my real sn telling me I  apparently should watch out. Which I chose to completely disregard. And then the same sn imed my friend Emily and Danielle. And "she" told emily that. She was some girl named Bridget from California and that a "Don Palmer" gave her our sn for her to im everytime we got on. And that he thought we were hot. And yet no one I've asked has any clue who he is. Scary? Yes! At least we have our friends to keep us safe? Er.

My mom's old friend is here. And I was showing my mom the baby pictures I used for my project. And my mom's friend was like "Aw I remember you when you were little you and that blonde hair." Ok... no. That wasn't me. I had the cutest flippy light brown hair. My baby pictures are adorable, but that lady had no clue what she was talking about.

We got out new refrigerator today. And I'm so fascinated by the fact that it's touch screen. Little things entertain me. 


You know I love you, I really do
But I can't fight anymore for you
And I don't know maybe we'll be together again.. 
Sometime. In another life.

^new favorite song. <3

So. I just walked in the door from school. As much as I can't wait for all the fun of summer, I am gonna miss my classes so much. They're so perfect, they really are. :l

My day at school...
Second Period- I had spanish class and we've been doing this project called 'Quien era yo' meaning who were you basically. And you had to choose 6 questions out of 10 about your childhood. And answer the questions in 40 words or more (in espanol of course)  and for each question you needed an object that related to it. Everyone said I was the cutest baby alive. And Pat thinks I was a little pumpkin, and not much has changed. Douche...

Anyways my friend Victor was presenting his bag to the class (we had to put everything in like a gift bag and decorate it) and he took out this little round pin with his face on it. And he was like "I know it's little, but.." And Danny was like "That's what she said." (which was his first, and certainly not last saying that.)

So then my friend Mariana did hers and she took out this little doll from her bag and she was like "It's little. But the bigger one didn't fit." And what Danny said next is self explanitory. xD

That class is so amaing....

Third Period- I have gym. Which is always just amazing. So yeah.

Fourth Period- I have earth science, which isn't bad because we're just reviewing for our regents. (i think ny and california are the only two states that take regents. wtf is that?!)

Fifth Period- I have my elective class. And I had to reach the thing on the shelf, and I couldn't reach it. Due to height. -.- Finally the bright idea clicked to ask Joe to get it. Hooray.

Sixth Period- Ok, so I have lunch with Emily unfortunately. I walked out of my house because today her dad drove us. And she was like smiling at me and it confused me so much. Turns our we were wearing the exact same thing. Same jeans we bought together and this Delias shirt we both had. It was so awkward when we walked together. I like wanted to kill myself. It's not even like we planned it at all which is the sad thing. But Christine said my boobs looked a lot bigger, which made me happy. x]

Seventh Period- I have math which I love. Because there's seriously the best people in that class. And my teacher seriously is like retarted. I have all incredibly young teachers, and they're all so stupid. -.-

Eighth Period- I have English, and Kelly and Amanda made it a point to take the pictures from my Spanish project and show everyone. I wanna scan the picture because I was such a cute baby. x]

Ninth Period- American History. My teacher is seriously so cute, with amazing blue eyes. I say that everytime.. but her really is. And for the millionth time he's only 24, so I'm not sick..
 
I said something not so smart, and all of my friends were laughing at me. Meanies. No I actually love them. Luckily no girls were laughing at me, because I have some seriously stupid girls in my history class... It's kinda sad.

I still can't believe me and Emily are wearing the same thing. Ugh. Way weird.


My posts are really boring lately, but that's cool. I don't care. I write this for me. x]
buhhbyeeee!

I'm at a loss of words really....... 
 
Currently missing: Michelle Papandrea. <3

 Ohhhhhh skeet skeeeet!!

Ashley- it's like "wanking" yourself and then jerking yourself off. the guy from england taught us that's what wanking means, don't you remember?
Ashley- did anything else enter your pants?
Ashley- bitch, you're hot, bitch.
Ashley- caaaaall me so i can get it juicy for yah lyssssieeeee.
Ashley- can i get your number, i lost mine.
Ashley- no he just whipped it out i was like ooooh okaaaaaaaay. x]
Ashley- alyssa, i just want it. heeelllp meee.
Ashley- did you... get some?

The amaaazing talks with my favorite cousin Ashwee. 

Ashley- hey pussy..
Me- haha what?
Ashley- remember that time great grandma picked us up and she meant to say hey pussycat, but she was just like "hey pussy.."
-endless laughter. XD

So today was fun I finally got to go in the pool after the little-sister-playing-with-the-pool-heater-making-my-pool-97-degrees incident. But it was nice today. My friend jumped the top of my water slide and nearly drowned. But it was okay. I got tan, which makes me very happy. heh. heh. heh. 

Me and Emily were walking today and we passed these kids playing basketball and they rolled it near us. And one of the kids was like "oh that's a creative idea to get a girl's attention mike." lmao woooooow. XD

So now I'm watching Zoey 101, oh fun. I love Chase's fro, I just wanna play with it. Ooooh, yes. I seriously lub him. x]

Uhhhh. I'm bored. My posts are never interesting anymore. I think voice post are in order for the near future to spice things up a bit dontcha think?!?! XD buhhbyeee.
 

My school day was amazing as always. I love school. Total shocker huh? Hm..

Period 1- Don't have one.
Period 2- Oh god Espanol. My teacher is annoying, but every single guy in my class wants to get with her because she's 23 and apparently in their age range. Do they have a chance? Hell naw. The only reason that class is good is because of Ashley and he cracking heart, Victor, Steve, Danny, and Lee. Oh, and pretending we totally love Seiwa. XD
Period 3- Oh, gym lovely. The period that my friend almost pulled my bellybutton piercing out yesterday. Ouch, still hurts. Well I defriended Alyssa. Cause I can. I've known her since I was 4, she can't hate me. Gym was surprisingly good today though. Besides the gym teachers that nearly took me out because they "couldn't see me" Pfh, using short jokes. Those asses.
Period 4- Earthhhhh Scienceee yay. Yet another class with Victor. I really hate the kid that sits behind me in this class though, ridiculously much. Literally the whole period he was going "call me so i can make it juicy for yah" I no longer like that song anymore, because of him. The kid that sits next to me has amazing hair, but he stole my pencil which got me agravated. But he gave me a warhead which made up for it. It was so sour, I felt like a complete idiot haha. But my teacher unknowingly made some sexual jokes.

Mr. Tanenbaum- Just stick your pencil in the hole.
Victor- Oh, wow it's really tight.
James- Wow my pencil's too big.
Lmao, I love them. What would school be without incredibly sexual jokes? My teacher tryed to play it off that he had no clue what we were all talking about. But his huge grin totally gave it away. XD

Period 5- My elective class. I had a sub today, so it went pretty past since I was with Kim and Joe of course. The sub was so weird though. No exageration. She whipped out her huge camera and started taking pictures. So odd....
Period 6- Woot, lunch. I swear I'll kill Jessica. I try to be nice to her, you know be the bigger person, but she thinks she's funny. No. Sorry, absolutely not. I'm not violent, but I'll slap the shit out of her. Eh, it's the end of school I could care less. She's my friend I really shouldn't be talking about her like this, she just gets on my nerves sometimes. She lack common sence. Sal is the most annoying creature on the face of this earth. Just thought I would throw that out there. x] And I love my emmalemma. Suh much.
Period 7- Math. My favorite class. My Brittany Corsano. And apparently Patricks my daddy. He's so cute, with an amazing body. Oh, yum. Proud to be his daughter. x] We're so mean to Courtney, but we still love her. Kelsey loves using the fact that she's only hooked up with two guys against her, and I think it's hysterical. Bahhaah. Uhm. Yeah.
Period 8- English. With my Keviepoo. And Matt Valentino is so like annoying, but I can never go a day without laughing in that class. <3
Period 9- American History, woot woot. I get another class with my daddy. And uhm, yeah. My teacher is unbelievably hot like gawd. He's only 23 I'm not some sick person. Mainly because his eyes are bluer than Zac Efron's. And Klint, oh fuck. He's like too hot for his own good. Mmm mm mmmmmm.

Aahhaha I just ate dinner with my familia. And yeah good stuff.

Dad- i don't remember her name but she used to be so mean to me.
Mom- maybe because she thought you were cute and she wanted you.
All of us- ..-silence.
Johnny- i don't think so...
Jenna- she probably thought you were ugly..
All of us- ..-grins.
Mom- No your dad was very cute.

We tryed very hard to shy away from the fact of anyone thinking our dad was cute.
-quivers.


That's Rufuser Hamilton in the back Michelle! My teddy, well monkey. <3 
Along with the towel things they make on the cruise. x]

I had a very productive conversation with my cousin about pedophiles.

Ashley- G-R-O-S-S-S! oh that was too many S's.
Ashley- I'm choking up my left lung. Whoa I was about to say my left nut. XD
Ashley- If you were a guy, I'd marry you. Although that's be like incest...
Ashley-  I never told you this but when we were really little I used your brush to brush my hair and it broke and I started crying because I thought you'd be mad at me for breaking your brush.
Ashley- Yes, we're bother tiny and short. Whoa I said bother.

I LOO00OOO00OOVE MY COUSIN. =)

This wasn't a very interesting post either, but uh yeah. I love my Ashleyyyyy. 



HAPPY ONE YEAR MICHELLIE, I LUH YOU BESHFREN!!!

 

My school day was amazing, when I got home not so much. Just full of false hopes. I'm a complete idiot. It annoys the shit out of me, I try so hard and I get absolutely nothing. But whatever, I really don't deserve anything in all honesty. Okay..

I love Brittany Corsano, like ridiculously much. Math class is so amazing with her I couldn't even begin to tell you. Me, Brittany, Kelsey, and Courtney. That's all I need in math haha. With the addition of Danielle, Kyle, Patrick, and Mike. Minus the three girls we absolutely hate, of course. Hahaha. My teacher is like an amazing singer. She records in a studio and plays her cd's for us. I wouldn't lie, she's actually really good.

That was really boring. This post if boring. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 

Uhhhm, I dunno I'm at a loss of words, actually. Oh, oh today I was getting changed in gym class and my friend Kristen pulled up my shirt as a joke, and it got caught on my bellybutton piercing. Fuck it hurt so bad. I was about to cry, but I don't cry in school. Except that one time, which we must not speak of. Anyways, I have ice on my bellybutton now, and it feels better. Thankfully. Michelle wants to massage it. Eheh.

Interesting post? Hell naw. Sorry.   



 

David Cook's version of always be my baby is so much better then Mariah Carey's. Uhhhhh yeah. So we just ate dinner with the family. Interesting could maybe describe family gatherings. Seriously. My younger brother has it out for my older brother. It's hysterical. My dad basically encourages them like jeeesh.

So today the weather was bipolar, once again. New York needs to get it's shit together. Is it gonna be hot or is it gonna be cold? I take my summer clothes out and it's cold this morning? Well asshole me wore shorts and a cami today. But it's alright, I'd rather be cold then hot. And for all the people who wore sweaters today, it got hotter. A lot hotter. I walked out of school and I really felt like I was in a sauna. 

My fucking friend called me little one today, which angers me deeply. I'm. not. that. short. They make it seem like I'm in the 4 foot range or something. Well, I'm not thank you very much. I'm in the 5 foot range, just shortish. This kid Danny actually picked me up today. Reason? Unknown. But he's so adorably cute, I let it slide. But still, what's with people and picking me up? 

So I'm eating raspberries, blackberries, and strawberries and it made me realize I could totally live off of these fruits if I wanted to. Shyuh.

My family's gonna meet Hayden Panitiere for the third time soon, and I could care less. She's like boring. Although we took a picture with her, which was nice. But my older brother like drools over her. But she's older then him, he has no chance. And that makes me real happy for some strange reason. x]

I was walking in the hallway with my friend today, and we were in the stairwell and some kid totally fell down the entire staircase. It was totally amazing. XD

Uhhhhm, this is totally boring and pointless........... 









I got bored so I posted some more. I really need to stop. I think I have a problem with editing vacation pictures. dundundun. uhm. yeah. i'm done. 

Interesting post? Nopeeeeee. c[x

I'm gonna post more vacation pictures, because they're fun to edit. And they bring back memories about how crazy my family and everyone we went with is. I might add captions under them later (most likely will) but for now I'm just editing and adding them. x]

 

I woke up eaaaarly today. Why? Combination of annoying dog and crying baby sister. Breakfast was hysterical. My older brother was in a good mood because him and his girlfriend are no longer broken up. Whoopty doo for him right? My older sister totally took over our bathroom. It sucks because the bathroom in my room has a door on the other side that leads to my sisters room. So she got up extra early and locked my side from the inside, which is ridiculous. So, she got some lovely dirty looks at breakfast. My younger brother brought up lovely, inappropriate things at breakfast. God, he's my favorite. My little sister, she really must be the devil in a cuter form. Not lieing, although I wish I was..And the baby, well she was quite for breakfast today. Hooray!

Jason(olderbrother): -walks in kitchen.
Johnny(younger brother):  Why are you coming so late Jay? What were you doing? -grins.
Jason: Johnny shut up!!
Johnny: Why? Are you embarrased or something?
Mom: -confused.
Johnny: Jay was jerking off upstairs mom!
-awkward.
Jason: You're an ass!
Johnny: -smiles.
Dad: -laughs.


Seriously, me and my sister were just like... wow. That's my family for you. Woot, we should be moving soon. I'm really gonna miss my old house. But the new one is like amazing. Hahah they were talking about how they ordered a new refrigerator for the new house that has a touch screen on it and stuff. Like, it's a refrigerator, what's the point? XD

Guess what? Still. fucking. sick. When is it gonna end? Agh, it's getting really old. I have a feeling I'll be all better by tomorrow. Perfect, just in time for school right? Great. I really hope I didn't have homework over this weekend. But I have to go tomorrow to make up a test I missed since I wasn't in school on Friday. Ok, no more school talk. It sucks. Wahoo I'm totally not looking at the keyboard. I'm talented. Yeeeey.

I'm keep coughing and sneezing, it's way annoying. I need to take a shower before my sister takes over our bathroom, again. 

I think we're going on another cruise in the summer. It was so fun when we went in January! We went with 26 kids. (a bunch of families) It was so much fun, I wanna go on the exact same one, it was so amazing. Royal Carribean rocks. When I went jetskiing, I went in the middle of my two cousins, Dan and Chris, and Chris was driving since he was 16 and at least had a permit. And he was like spinning in circles and we fell off, right where the tour guy was saying that there were sharks. I thought that was it for me, I honestly though I was dead. But I lived. They had to flip the jetski over, and we had to get back on. It was such a scary experience. We went in Puerto Rico and Haiti, but Haiti was the worst, the waves were gigantic. And we went snorkeling in Labadee and there was a shark around the reef. The trip made me realize how totally freaked I am of sharks. Some pictures from my trip? Sure!













They took me a while to edit for some reason but yeah. I have a bajillion more, maybe another post cause I don't feel like editing anymore. Blah so I'm huungry, and I wanna go in my pool. But my mom didn't turn the heater on yet, and the water slides not on yet so that's no fun at all. I can't wait for a family pool day, oh joy. 

I'm done with this for now, I might post another one later? We'll see, Mhm. Ok, all done. :]

 

So. I watched Titanic today. Why? Because I'm a complete idiot. I cry every single time you would think I wouldn't watch it on a day I wanted to try and stay strong. Well, I broke. Word on the streets, I'm not strong. I miss a lot of people. Why the fuck do I get on Myspace anymore? Someone please tell me? No one knows? Yeah, me either.  But when I watched Titanic, it made me realize how quickly love can dissapear, forever. Within an instant it's gone. No warning. No signs. Just, gone. It's weird the part I always start tearing on is when she says, "I don't even have a picture of him. No one knew he existed, I only have him in my memories." Something along those lines. Sorry, I don't memorize all of the lines. But yeah, I really would rather not stay on this depressing note, thank you.

Because I told you you would live to regret it
Now I don't wanna make you feel bad
But when it comes to me just forget it
I'll be the best you never had
You put me through so many emotions
Now baby it's your time for that
Cause in your empty heart I have left a mark,
The best you never had....

Ok, that song is amazing. Leona Lewis is amazing. Yeah. Seriously.


I'm distancing from everyone, I really am. I don't feel close to anyone anymore, which is completely ridiculous. I love my Michelle (that's Jackie for you brainless people.) And I think I'll text her after I'm done with this shit.

Update: I'm still fucking sick. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! It sucks. My four day weekend and I spend it sick. Yay, my body loves me. Hm...

-puts song on replay.
Yeah, it will be on all night long. Hahahah.

I'm trying to lighten the mood of this, but it's not working. Dx
I seriously think I need to listen to some BSB to make me feel better, since it always does. I just hope tomorrow is amazing, to make up for this completely shitty week. I need two people. If their on tomorrow, I'll be the happiest girl in the world. I'll jump up and down, and smile from ear to ear. Really.

Eep, I'm watching Fresh Prince, which always puts a smile on my little face. Altough, I've seen this episode before. Iz awl gewd.

 I believe I'm going to keep reading Eclipse. I kinda forgot it from the last time I read it, which is somewhat odd. Edward Cullen needs to exist, he has to. Do you know how many girls he'd get? They'd fall at his knees for sure. But I'd be his Bella, and put all the other girls to shame, of course. Wow, stop Evelyn, stop. I can't ramble about him. Because once I start, I can't stop. It's virtually impossible for me. Ugh, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. Now how bout dat? x]

So, my friends texts me tonight. By the urge in "Alyssa I need to talk to you. Answer as fast as you can." I could tell it wasn't just to see if I'd go with her to the mall or something along those lines. Turns out it wasn't that bad she just needed advice. I hate giving advice. Where's the line between sugar coating everything and just the flat out hurtful truth? Luckily the advice I had to give her didn't give me that ultimatum of crushing her. But how am I supposed to give her advice about sex with her boyfriend? 

I hate how I always get put in these sitiuations. Well, I gave her the best advice I could. You should only do it because you want to, because it's your choice not because you feel guilty, or owe him anything. You don't wanna do it with him and then regret it later. I really tried to refrain from using the term 'do it' but, hey cut me some slack alright?


Weeeeell, on a lighter, less sex-ed talkish note, I'm sick. It really sucks. It's like my body has some vendetta against me. I can only be sick on the weekends and that's it! Not during school days where I could relax at home watching movies, while my mom brings me chicken noodle soup with a some crackers on the side. It's weird. As much as you'd think staying home from school totally blows, sometimes it's nice to get a day off and not have to deal with anything.


I'm watching Saved by the Bell. It's a marathon. Zack is so cute, with quite amazing hair if you ask me. Like Zac's hair. Wow, ah-may-zing. 





Oh My God, I can't take being sick much longer. It nearly ruined my best friends Sweet 16 last night. I was on the dais, I had to pull through... unfortunately. But it was amazing, really. I cannot wait until mine. I want Michelle to come to mine. No questions asked. She's coming. Whether I have to hike my butt down to Illinois, and drag her back with me. She's coming, you can guaruntee that!